So busy she’s got time to stage a fake photo from the toilet and make a wishy-washy LinkedIn post about how fucking busy she is.
The Temu version of Ferris Bueller’s girlfriend could have shit, washed hands, and been back on her laptop on the couch in the time it took to make this bullshit post.
Actual LinkedIn shitpost
This is one of those reasons why I really don’t mind the Web 2.0 Walled Garden to some degree.
LinkedIn makes the wall very high, and the people inside the wall are mostly insane like this. That’s not a walled garden, that’s an asylum.
In Buddhism, we would call it the realm of hungry ghosts, lower than the animal realm (as in base, animalistic desires) and one step above the hell realm. A realm of self-imposed suffering where people can’t do anything of merit to burn off karma.
And people like this don’t want to leave at all. It’s killing them, and they are deluded into “loving” it. Let them stay there. I don’t want their illness anywhere I normally enjoy life.
Maybe I’m too empathetic, but I just feel bad for people like this.
Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that’s just been caught looking at clown based scat porn …but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It’s a story as old as time!That old chestnut, eh?
ah, the classic
Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.
Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn’t too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.“Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don’t you see I’m grinding!! You don’t get it, we are not the same.”
Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.“Start a business” almost certainly means “Buy into an MLM scam.”
Don’t forget the standard “Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business.” Then run it into the ground.
That’s my first thought when i see this. Her own business probably rhymes with schmerba life
“It’s not an MLM when you are at the top”
Selling Scentsy
Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔
Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.
True actually
“Hey, you know who we should do business with? That lady who posts pictures of herself taking a shit!”
—Countless future business partners
She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.
Shit particles are on basically every surface.
It’s all about the dosage
Sharticles
Pink eye is so sexy
cant imagine getting a serious work e-mail from someone currently rappeling one down the white house
…who took the picture? 🧐
That poor intern
what a shit job 😔
That poo intern?
This employee is such a toilet, they are constantly spouting shit.
Colonel Shitbucket
