Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?
rocks back and forth
It’s satire, don’t worry, it’s definitely satire, it’s all satire
The model he used….such delusion…
Those look like Eric lol.
They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.
Does it smell like the used diaper of the president?
This is the kind of shit I was hoping to see out of Charlie Sheen…
Eau de Bouffon
Essence el shit.
Male Fragrance: Top Note - Urine Middle Note - Rape Bottom Note - Rotting corpse in the Arizona desert
Female Fragrance: Top Note - Botox Middle Note - Moldy leaking silicone Bottom Note - Sludge from the bottom of a bar trash bin
Who’s that on the bottle?
My first thought! Definitely not this guy:
C’mon he doesn’t look that bad for a mother of seven.
What a completely shameless, embarassing asshole. Who can like this guy seriously… I fucking do not get it. Well I hope it covers up poo smell.
Smells like 🌮
More like Hamberders and Covfefe
Unrealistic. That figurine is too slim.
Ah the smell of rotten orange ass in the morning is exactly what no one wants. Probably give you syphilis at the point of contact.
RFK Jr will prescribe spraying it in your throat for the next pandemic.
And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
Trump is kinda the opposite. He’s all about that peanut farm, and was from the start. POTUS is just a way to get more peanuts. And narcissism of course.