Melt some PET water/soda bottles (e.g. with a heat gun) so the plastic drips on to the bottom side and scratch out a huge ass warning into it with a hobby knife (or any knife, really… It’s just PET). Also write another warning with a sharpie in multiple locations.
Why this method? Because that plastic will stick pretty good to the bottom of a cast iron pan—making anyone thinking of using it think twice, “How TF am I going to get that off without making a gross burning plastic stink?” Or a fool will try and quickly get annoyed that it won’t sit flat on their stovetop and it’ll be too far away from an induction heater to work. Make the plastic nice and uneven 👍
Also, if you’re just hanging it up on the wall no one will see the bottom so it won’t uglify your pretty hanging pan.
Melting a water bottle with a heat gun happens pretty fast and the iron pan will absorb the heat in the plastic quickly too. So the whole process will take less than a minute. Then scratching out a warning label will take a few minutes 😁
Yes, I have, and the first time was by accident because I figured “it’s metal, metal is hard to break”
After reading some of this thread, I have decided if someone wants to gift me cast iron and it’s bad, from now on I’m gonna use some of my metalworking tools to engrave a pattern into it.
A big NOT FOR FOOD engraved on the back would be a good addition just in case someone decides it’s decorational engraving and still usable. Maybe even a little periodic table square for lead engraved on it somewhere as well.
Sounds like a job for a paint pen.
Melt some PET water/soda bottles (e.g. with a heat gun) so the plastic drips on to the bottom side and scratch out a huge ass warning into it with a hobby knife (or any knife, really… It’s just PET). Also write another warning with a sharpie in multiple locations.
Why this method? Because that plastic will stick pretty good to the bottom of a cast iron pan—making anyone thinking of using it think twice, “How TF am I going to get that off without making a gross burning plastic stink?” Or a fool will try and quickly get annoyed that it won’t sit flat on their stovetop and it’ll be too far away from an induction heater to work. Make the plastic nice and uneven 👍
Also, if you’re just hanging it up on the wall no one will see the bottom so it won’t uglify your pretty hanging pan.
Melting a water bottle with a heat gun happens pretty fast and the iron pan will absorb the heat in the plastic quickly too. So the whole process will take less than a minute. Then scratching out a warning label will take a few minutes 😁
Dremel tool with a diamond bit. Carve “LEAD” on the bottom.
I mean… A hammer works pretty well, too.
Make it an art piece.
Broken Dreams, 2025
Have you tried to break a cast iron pan with a “hammer”?
At a minimum it’ll take a sledge, and that will still take a bit of effort.
Besides, it’s just no longer useful for food. Still fine as decoration, door stop, anchor - whatever you can think up.
A big painted “Not food safe” on the back would be a good reminder.
Yes, I have, and the first time was by accident because I figured “it’s metal, metal is hard to break”
After reading some of this thread, I have decided if someone wants to gift me cast iron and it’s bad, from now on I’m gonna use some of my metalworking tools to engrave a pattern into it.
A big NOT FOR FOOD engraved on the back would be a good addition just in case someone decides it’s decorational engraving and still usable. Maybe even a little periodic table square for lead engraved on it somewhere as well.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rc7Bq6GvM_Q
I like the way you think!