• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        4 days ago

        health secretary said we gotta put rocks and glue on all pizza

        So… Pebbledash pies only?

        looks like.

        But we can have other toppings too still, right?

        yep! I made sure to check. Pebbles sausage and glue is cleared.

        But we still get to have vaccines, right?

        yeah. I asked. Also, taking flouride out of the water

        …why!?

        replacing it with LSD.