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schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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    One man’s cum is another man’s income

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    My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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    Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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      Why is that guy red

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        He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs

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    Creamy and delicious

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    Is nothing sacred?

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    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I’m thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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      The official unit is bull-kkake.

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      Yes, about one ejaculate.

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    30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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      It’s for personal use.

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        These guys were THIRSTY!

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        If only there was a vegan alternative.

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        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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        Taking a bath in style

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      Other farms for insemination, my guess. I’d imagine they’re for specific breeds.

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    The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I’ve heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

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    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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      Wasn’t that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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    Finally, bull milk!

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    What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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