transcription: holy shit please stop talking about how you want an ancient elf of vampire girlfriend, you cant even pull women your own age, what on earth makes you think you could impress someone whos lived for centuries?
transcription: holy shit please stop talking about how you want an ancient elf of vampire girlfriend, you cant even pull women your own age, what on earth makes you think you could impress someone whos lived for centuries?
Uhm OK, I definitely do not do that to them. Consent is important and my pets can not consent. But if I was a pet I could consent. But anyways I was merely referencing to the Smosh song :')