It’s a conspiracy. They’re marking you as media workers. Subtly at first, but soon, if you’re seen outside with those scars and without barbecue stains from in the specific shade created by a licensed patron’s bbq sauce/brain pills/erectile dysfunction remedy on all your clothes, it will be shoot on sight.
I printed and taped this very image on a freezer at iHeartRadio when we received about a thousand of these popsicles.
The pic was gone within 48 hours.
It’s a conspiracy. They’re marking you as media workers. Subtly at first, but soon, if you’re seen outside with those scars and without barbecue stains from in the specific shade created by a licensed patron’s bbq sauce/brain pills/erectile dysfunction remedy on all your clothes, it will be shoot on sight.