In short:
Former prime minister Scott Morrison will be appointed a Companion of the Order of Australia (AC) for his “eminent service” to the country.
He thanked the Australian people for their “courage and resilience” during multiple crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.
What’s next?
King’s Birthday Honours List award recipients will be invited to ceremonies at their state’s Government House over coming months.
While no doubt we could’ve done a lot worse, this still reads like a satirical headline to me