Originally Posted By u/serious_bullet5 At 2025-06-02 03:50:21 PM | Source


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    1 month ago

    How do I know you’re a US citizen? I should report you to the FBI, because I think you might be trying too hard to hide that you’re not. ICE should come arrest you, question you, and detain you however long they feel like without any due process just in case you’re not one.

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        1 month ago

        That could be a forgery. If anything, you need to be investigated and detained longer to verify it’s not, because that’s even a worse crime.

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            1 month ago

            Except it could be identify fraud. Not hard to edit the document with your picture on it instead of the rightful owners. Plus, that’s not even a federal document, and ICE is federal. Not to mention this is all trusting in your word, and his do I know you’re not just a lying immigrant? You’re not ICE after all, only they can be trusted at their word. You’re also awfully close to Canada, so you might be a Canadian white instead of an actual American. Easier for you maple syrup coated snakes to slip in undetected.

            More the reason to call them in to check if you’re legally there.