LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 days agoAnon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)lemmy.mlimagemessage-square237fedilinkarrow-up1941arrow-down118
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minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down2·6 days agoNeed to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)
minus-squareSigntist@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·6 days agoExperiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!
minus-squarekrolden@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 days agoAdd coffee for an even more enjoyable shit
minus-squarepruwyben@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agoDang, I should try these things out. (joking)
Need to shit? Smoke a cigarette quickly and you will soon be shitting. Need to relax? Long slow drags of a cig will relax you? Need to perk up lots of short quick puffs will raise ypur energy levels (note do not do this if holding back a shit)
Experiencing the constipation, stress, and fatigue commonly associated with a nicotine withdrawal? Try nicotine!
Add coffee for an even more enjoyable shit
Dang, I should try these things out.
(joking)