• thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      damn, i never knew my manhood was so attached to my fingers. if i rip my nails off does that make me an alien, a woman, or a plucked chicken?

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        You are still a featherless biped. Also your nail come back, stronger, harder.