For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
ever published
Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
their master, an Ancient Red Dragon
That gives me some ideas.
Oglaf is the best
Im listening
A baaaaaad dragon
Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.
*beer opens
Keep going
*lands feet on coffee table
Voodoo dildo my ass
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There’s also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let’s you cast some…interesting spells.
“Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“It’s both.”
It’s going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.
Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there’s still the “Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain” from the Book of Vile Darkness.
Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already
Be careful that they don’t end up asking for stuff like… I dunno
The wand of Orcus
The book of vile dead
Sphere of annihilation
all magic items includes the items wielded by gods haha
The wand of Orcus
Sounds actually a fun item to roleplay for a DM :)
The Armor of the Dread Emperor.
Love Konsi! She deserves to be the new meme format.
I cannot believe some no life gave this a downvote. I agree with you
Honestly if nothing else comes from lemmy, we at least got Konsi out of it. It’s all worth it now.
Entirely, I really miss those weeks where we got those comics
I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.
One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:
:) !!
I haven’t seen Ahdok for a while, hope they’re okay :(
I think the last comic was the end of a story. Dont know if there will be more… hope so :,(
They’re still posting on Mastodon. They did say that they had finished up the story arc/backlog that had. So not as many posts around here.
They ran out of their backlog of comics.
Oh okay! So hopefully more are still coming! Thanks for that update
While not comic panels, they did a daily Konsi for Gobtober.
https://mastodon.art/@socksandpuppets
For Konsi, the perfect item would be the Resurrection Sphere. Infinite use wish-tier resurrection, with a 1 minute casting time.
It still counts if it’s a 3pp Pathfinder item, right?
For Konsi indeed good choice. She wouldnt care they come back as different races. Which would lead to both hilarious and fucked up moments with the families of the deceased
Spoilers for the author’s campaign below, which might also be spoilers for the comics if they follow the story as is.
Considering Konsi >!herself came back as an orc according to ahdok!<
Had something similar a few sessions ago; party was raiding Vecna’s ancient submerged capital castle to find his Dark Library, and each one got to have one “secret” of their choice. Wizard took a diabolic contract, the quest item; Cleric took an amulet that can exorcise demons; Fighter got a divine message and took some oil of invulnerability, but he also got greedy and took a belt of storm giant’s strength.
Of course, the trick is that Vecna wanted them to get those items because he’d been orchestrating the entire campaign for a payoff centuries in the future. He’s not even going to show up in the campaign, all he has to do is send his AD&D minions that have nonsense like STR-draining grapple attacks and the demilich “devour soul” variant action as a gaze attack to gatekeep the library after the fact, because old-school D&D monsters don’t care if you were born in 5e.
But… why did vecna wanted them to have these, including an item the oil that is a consumable ??
The DM will figure that out later
Nooo I’m a monk
Get whatever has the highest resale value, then.
Which would also kickoff a fun side quest of finding a buyer, since the most expensive magical item in existence isn’t exactly something you can pawn off in a random towns general store lol
They are in a kobold tribe that doesnt use money in an apocalyptic world. So, good luck on finding the buyer XD
…gloves of soul catching, staff of striking, magical tattoos, there are options…
No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?
A cockring that shoots magic missiles. They are white of course. That or a hell of a stap on
I was thinking parley keeping a weapon into having the dragon use a combination of them to transmog it into a sentient serpent for the lols.
Please offer The Head of Vecna
Im not offering anything. They choose
Ever published? I’ll take a Hammership, please
No can do. It has to fit in a dragon’s horde. Sorry
Take your head of Vecna, player, and sit down XD
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If you were at my table, Id ask for a d20, and on a nat 20 Id allow it and bullshit my way into this
I’ll allow it
A single Candle of Invocation.
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Use Magic Device?
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Not sure if it still exists in 5e but back in my day there was a skill that would allow you to activate a magic item you normally couldn’t, including spoofing your alignment.
So a CG trickster cleric could conceivably BS the candle into letting her get its benefits. Including being able to Gate in a Genie…
Dragon Master
Very good. Excellent.
The great book of “Dispel Kraken”.
I’m a simple man, and will just ask for a AD&D 1e Unusual Sword +5 Holy Avenger, with an Intelligence of 17. Love me that 50% magic resistance in 5 foot radius, dispel magic at will, and +10 damage vs. Chaotic Evil.
Since I’m choosing, I’ll assume optimum rolls for an “unusual sword”, and take: All 14 extraordinary powers: charm person, clairaudience, clairvoyance, determine direction and depth, ESP, flying, heal, illusion, leviathan, strength, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, and X-ray vision.
Its Special Purpose should be slay “non-human monsters” disintegrating them on a hit unless they save (sure its special purpose should be slaying evil, but that’s so restrictive. It should speak 10 languages.
Before I forget, it ought to match my alignment, so its ego doesn’t overwhelm mine and make me stab myself or something. But maybe that’s where the fun for the DM comes in?
They sure don’t make 'em like they used to.
Hmmmm. This would be a weird addition to the game. Since they are monsters themselves XD
Yeah, you’d definitely want to keep a sword like that happy, since it might decide to disintegrate you. Plenty of other options for its goal (who it wants to stab) that might be more interesting narratively.
I was just describing one the most OP swords possible in the original DMG — and when just about everyone is a “non-human monster” that’s the power option.
