Pinkertons are being sent to your address for leaking the entire contents of the 5e 2024 DMG.

I don’t even know if the world is round, but I don’t need to.

The players will find a way to make you need to.

Elon Musk’s ideal DM would be a doll that just says “Brilliant idea Elon, your plan works perfectly” on loop forever.

You don’t. Konsi does.

I believe that is the joke.

I’m just suspicious because your use of MAGA as an insult while praising Donald Trump is so absurdly inconsistent it looks like deliberate dishonesty.

As an aside, what’s your opinion on the war in Ukraine?

1. Other people in the thread have listed the concrete actions Trump has taken abandoning all pressure Biden put on Israel.
2. There was a previous ceasefire while Biden was in office, and the current one was made under a framework created by the Biden administration.
3. Israel has started an offensive in the West Bank.
4. Do you honestly believe things would have gone better had Trump been in office for the entire war?

Bold of you to accuse people of being MAGA while actively praising Trump.

Is there any year that hasn’t had ethnic cleansing?

I’m pretty sure a lot of those people don’t even care about Palestine, it’s just an excuse to hate the centre-left. As another example, in the UK, the Labour party have been the ones receiving all of the hostility for not being pro-Palestine enough, despite the Conservatives being even less supportive, even when the Conservatives were the ones in power for half of the war.

Calling for ethnic cleansing is better?

What are the chances Republicans were pressuring Netanyahu to delay a ceasefire until after the election, like they did in the Iran hostage crisis?

I get great anxiety with just small responsibility

If she became a light rather than a trickery cleric

You spelled excellent wrong.

For those who don’t get it

Power Word Kill

You utter a word of power that can compel one creature you can see within range to die instantly. If the creature you choose has 100 hit points or fewer, it dies. Otherwise, the spell has no effect.

Is she using spiritual weapon?

The rope mimic has some more specific tastes.

I DM’d a group that tried to optimize every situation, and every turn off combat. That’s okay as long as it stays fun, but once they start spinning their wheels, or one player turns combat into a slog, then I take measures.

In my experience (and from what I’ve heard of other groups) optimisers are rarely the cause of this problem, usually it’s the more casual or inexperienced players.