• Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Today the CISO of the company I work for suggested that we should get qodo.ai because it would “… help the developers improve code quality.”

    I wish I was making this up.

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      My boss is obsessed with Claude and ChatGPT, and loves to micromanage. Typically, if there’s an issue with what a client is requesting, I’ll approach him with:

      1. What the issue is
      2. At least two possible solutions or alternatives we can offer

      He will then, almost always, ask if I’ve checked with the AI. I’ll say no. He’ll then send me chunks of unusable code that the AI has spat out, which almost always perfectly illuminate the first point I just explained to him.

      It’s getting very boring dealing with the roboloving freaks.

    • Aux@feddit.uk
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      10 hours ago

      90% of developers are so bad, that even ChatGPT 3.5 is much better.

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        2 hours ago

        I think your imposter syndrome is right, you’re a fucking fraud and you should stop programming

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        9 hours ago

        wow 90%, do you have actual studies to back up that number you’re about to claim you didn’t just pull out of your ass?

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          This reminds me of another post I’d read, “Hey, wait – is employee performance really Gaussian distributed??”.

          There’s this phenomenon when you’re an interviewer at a decently-funded start-up where you take a ton of interviews and say “OMG developers are so bad”. But you’ve mistakenly defined “developer” as “person who applies for a developer job”. GPT3.5 is certainly better at solving interview questions than 90% of the people who apply. But it’s worse than the people who actually pass the interview. (In part because the interview is more than just implementing a standard interview problem.)

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            5 hours ago

            your post has done a significantly better job of understanding the issue than a rather-uncomfortably-large amount of programming.dev posters we get, and that’s refreshing!

            and, yep

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              2 hours ago

              I moderately regret this post

              because the counterposter in question went on to have some decidedly “fucking ugggggggh” posts

              ah well. so we learn.