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I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.
EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire.
EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
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I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
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You don’t, and neither do I.
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Hey now it’s not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
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I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
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I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
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“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”
“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”
Headline was inaccurate - they didn’t bomb a place for a gender reveal. Instead they bombed a place that produced blue smoke for some other reason and joked about how it resembling a gender reveal. That’s…not better but it’s an important distinction - one is blowing shit up to announce it’s a boy and the other is blowing shit up to blow shit up and then joking about the color of the smoke.