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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days ago
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    Dude, I barely fit in the seats now with my phone in my pocket and you want me to carry a weeks worth of clothing and travel sized toiletries on my person?

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      There’s plenty of space on your shoulders and head.

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        falls asleep

        suffocates on a gym sock

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          Perfect death

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          Weird kink but okay

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      Fly without a bag. At destination, purchase clothing. At end of week, return clothes for refund. No cost, no cleaning, no hassle!

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        I did this when I forgot a pair of shoes once. I felt so bad, but also so sly. The poor clerks probably have to deal with foot smell often, but it still just felt icky.

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