transcription: can i please be your live in maid, i can cook and clean ocasinally and, and im partially housetrained already (i swear i wont bite the guests much)

  • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 days ago

    oh… oki fine… i wan comf maid dresssssss <3

    i wan the sof materials n stuff… i dun care bout the adult stuff- - i jus wan to look comf n feel comf n kindsa jus look… jus look nice… ;(

    • hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 days ago

      This is such a nightmare to search for online. I want to find a tailor who does maid dresses. No, not bridesmaid dresses. No, not sissy maid fetish dresses. Okay now it’s just dress tailors with pun names like Maid to Measure. I guess you just have to know the right people.

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        5 days ago

        yyisyis tru! i jus wan comf maid dress which is lik - long n soft n lik… u kno - has actual fabrics used n is actulli comf to wear n is not lik - crazy hip-centered…

        i jus… i jus wan sof maid dress… no weird plastic bag ;( i dun wan to look like plastic bag,.