Picture: wet cat in a bathtub looking at the camera “I seriously don’t understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born”

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    See I don’t actually remember being born and I’m not going to take the government’s word for what happened. I think that I simply grew in the ground as a mutant potato and was unearthed at around my supposed birthday. It would explain my natural affinity for lying around.