Are you stalking me weirdo?

Besides of course I only share my genuine beliefs on the internet. They are always at least 70% true.

Why would I make something up? Not worth the effort. Unless you are some kind of pathetic karma farmer from AiTa or rElATIoNshIPs aDviCe. I would genuinely kill myself out of embarrassment if I was.

Do you even realize how far you have fallen if you farm some internet points and debate politics in the chambers of frikin Reddit?