• BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Meh, I’m average. My wife is hot. She liked my sense of humour and how I treated kids, over men she could have dated

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    4 days ago

    The hardest part about modern dating is that all the people that are attracted to you aren’t movie stars. So you have to keep waiting until you might get a chance with a movie star…

    Replace “movie” with whatever kind of star your delusions are fueled by.

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      the problem with modern dating is that all the cute twinks who want me to bench press them live a quarter of the way across the globe

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        Hehe yeah, that too. We are globally connected now. Relationships most often start by just hanging out with people. We hang out with everyone from everywhere now.

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          we hang out with everyone across the globe, but only online
          IRL we just sit at the computer because we can’t find physical places we want to spend time…

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      4 days ago

      it’s posted on bonehurtingjuice, it’s clearly intended as a riff specifically on the original unironic incel version of the image.