That last paragraph made me want to cry.

This is dumb. You can’t let delivery guys/gals up into the hallways unaccompaioned in an apartment building this size. You have to go down to the front door

Here’s two places I have considered:

Argentina

Pros: fairly easy to get residence, liberal for south america, free college, free public hospital, easy to start business with no license.

Cons: Hard to make ends meet without skills. Apartments can restrict to women only

Spain:

Pros: Very accepting of LGBTQ+ from what I’ve heard. Eurozone. Some small towns have rent incentives for new people (check with locality).

Cons: Some declining population.

Ironically, [most land] snails are hermaphrodites