I like Mildred. Such a shame that names go ‘out of date’.
I like Mildred. Such a shame that names go ‘out of date’.
I think names would actually be more meaningful if people picked their own.
I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.
If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said ‘flush.’
I miss the toilet game haha
I wish my life was this interesting
Annoy people by playing the kazoo in the library
Release 10 000 dobsonflies at someone’s wedding
Go to a heavy metal concert. Get facial tattoos and a bunch of piercings. Drink far too much Red Bull.
I wish my life were this interesting.
Too far. I love extreme sports too but you have to be alive to have an adrenaline rush. You can’t experience that if you’re dead.
He was never even truly homeless. He had a lot of free help from others.
Good. Should help tank Russia’s population.
I have a fairly hefty ridge of bone there. Not a lot of sound conduction possible.
I like the idea but they just don’t work on me. I seem to have super dense and thick bone around my inner ear. The sound just doesn’t conduct.
Unsure I agree with this. I agree it’s not black and white but for example if someone spent it on drinking binges or gambling is that really just their business? The money could have gone to something else.
Poo in the loo!
Christ. Love sounds tiring.
I mean yes I’ll admit that women also have our own bad habits and twisted dynamics. We aren’t blameless either.
I’m not mad I’m genuinely just curious. I cannot help noticing how on one hand it’s often men who lose their shit the hardest at the fact that I don’t want kids or a husband and insist that I’ll be unfulfilled to the point of sitting in a mental ward playing with poop if I don’t marry and have kids.
Yet on the other… jokes like this are common.
Why do some men love to push something they hate and makes them feel trapped?
I definitely see rhetoric about how picky women are and how we won’t just give men chances.
Fair enough…I’m not fussed about relationships and unless you’re literally Daniel Naroditsky I’d rather chill in my comfortable armchair than bother going on a date. But why all this complaining if we’re just huge annoying burdens you need to be rescued from marrying?
I understand that but the whole reason the joke is funny is that it plays on the idea that women are annoying burdens.
I just find it odd that on one hand we hear so much about male loneliness and how we’ll be unfulfilled to the point of psychological annihilation if we don’t have a man and screaming kids to clean up after…but on the other hand we’re huge annoying burdens.
I like that though