MrZigZag

Christopher Nolan hasn’t made a truly good movie since The Prestige. Everything since then has been too long, too convoluted, and/or too loud (or in the case of Oppenheimer, not loud enough).

It’s like getting a meme for nothing and the comments for free.

He had the fish removed from Picard’s ready room and he killed that fish in his office on Mars. He must really hate fish.

When the drive-thru is that backed up it’s often faster to just park in the lot and order inside.

Clearly you’re not a choosy mom.

Yeah with the g like in garage.

“Call waiter” is also grade school “Pick me, I know the answer!”

Hamilton is a model railroader IRL which I suspect had something to do with his lavish descriptions of those space trains.

The US government’s standards for fuel economy paradoxically push car manufacturers to make bigger vehicles. The few mid-size pickups still available are now as big as full size pickups once were.

You’ve been out to Tannhauser Gate again, haven’t you?

Looks like a Pink Floyd album cover.

I am aghast at the thought of hot dogs in a can – and they’re made from chicken instead of beef!

Wow it’s smooth too; I was expecting it to look like a creepy old Clutch Cargo cartoon.

Dear [redacted]

Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)

Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year

From [redacted]

Give kbin.social a shot, as far as I can tell it doesn’t even have a Cancel button.

If this was a game of Risk this would be the time to be piling up all your pieces in Alaska.

HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.

Fuck Jeff.