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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • I was in a horrible spot mourning for a close relative who had just hanged himself. I made the mistake of posting on Facebook and a friend from high school recommended “12 Rules for Life, an antidote to chaos”.

    I was not in a good space and didn’t even look at the author before ordering it. When it arrived a few days later I only had to read the first page before realizing I’d been had. Jordan fucking Peterson. What a pile of shit that guy is.
















  • *Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.

    *Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.

    *X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.

    *Tesla introduces new vehicle with special “Mexican Detection System”, sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.

    *Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.

    *Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won’t answer his phone while golfing.

    *State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin

    Let’s see… Some non political ones…

    *Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.

    *Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.

    *Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot