Iamsqueegee
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16·5 days agoGas expands in heat. You haven’t sniped your noxious blast, you’ve nuked the area. Plus, you have items in the shower that smell nice by design and it presents a much sharper contrast.
7·5 days agoUgh… they keep sending the small shell!
23·5 days agoBeep boop. You have been prescribed 500mg of fentanyl to deal with your disbelief. Beep boop.
531·7 days agoHeh heh 6-7, or whatever.
8·13 days agoFun instant coffee whip-thing. If you haven’t already seen it, whip a table spoon of sugar, tablespoon of warm/hot water, and a tablespoon of instant coffee. It makes a sticky, delicious coffee yummy thing.
Say “who” again, motherfucker!
2·14 days agoGary Oldman is Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow as Count Dracula.
How have I never seen this before? It’s stunning and on the verge of iconic. It’s surprising it hasn’t entered pop culture as a vampire standard image. Thanks for sharing!!
311·20 days ago“Drink your Ovaltine”
3·23 days agoTry A1 and ketchup! Gives the BBQ sauce a nice tangy zip.
3·24 days agoIs this from Jock Strapulon vs The Mons Venus?
24·26 days agoIt’s a SCHOONER!
“Stay outta my TV!” - Texas “Your uterus is my business.” - Also Texas
Some hard, pipe-hitting motherfuckers, I’d wager.
5·1 month agoYou must see Being John Malkovich, if you haven’t already, for a very similar scene.
Whoa! The ending of that is AWESOME!!