Hey look, man, Dems are useless but Ill take some free tacos. Where can I get one?

So no joke, our DM gave us this, only it was a dagger called the Rule Breaker. I cast Summon Mage, and summoned a wizard from a completely unconnected campaign.

I mean like… how do you even react to when the cops offer to pimp for you?

YEAH! THATS WHAT I WANTED!

WAIT? THATS TENNIS? THEN WHATS THE ONE WITH THE CHICKS WALING ON EACH OTHER?

I know this is an old one, but I just wanted to say that like, when i was in middle school, just saying “Duffman! Can’t breathe! OH NOOO!” was just something we would just say, and to this day, I love that joke.

picture in picture?

is this the one with the tennis court?

not sure. I knew about the switching part but that might have coem along later

This is a really old conspiracy theory. Its easier to believe in a hyper competent conspiracy headed by people you don’t like (read: Jewish) than it is to believe that the world is sometimes random and often cruel. Plus, you get to feel smart and cool when you realize something the sheeple didnt realize! What a badass you are!

And thats before nazis and grifters who no other talents make use of this process (enabled by a fuckton of capital, provided by those who will literally burn down the world and half of the people in it to keep their privileges) to hollow out the center.

I always thought it would be funny to do that except then I feel like I would have made enemies of everyone.

I suppose? I quite like the way World of Darkness did it. There wasn’t as much gradation, but the average human was 2/5, and if you were kind of good at something, or you took a community college course, or something, you could justify a 3. The qualifications in the book were a scale the average person in real life was familiar with and probably even had few of (so my EMT license was a 2 in medicine, my Eagle scout was a 1 in survival, and so forth).

It really made you feel unique, rather than promote this “NPC” shit.

D’oh!

Marge, you’re as smart as Yoda and as pretty Princess Leah."

Maggie makes three?

Im impressed. This is an establishment democrat almost doing something that almost qualifies as useful. He’s almost so close!

I have powers!.. Political Powers!

“I am Ganesh, your god!”

Dad, those peanuts are for the elephant!

I dont know the name, but this is from Apu and Manjula’s wedding. Thank god this isnt the still with the Ganesha mask

There are a lot of classics I like. DM of the Rings. I got really into Megatokyo for a while. I see that guy at conventions and say hello, even though I fell off when I was still a teenager. I remember Loserz being good, before he moved it behind a paywall along with his porn. These days I like Gatordays, Red Dot, and Poorly Drawn Lines.

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