This is actually how birds aren’t real became a real conspiracy theory
The current flat earth movement started as a joke
I refuse to believe that anybody believes birds aren’t real.
But I also refused to believe flat earthers were real until I met one.
Some flat earthers do not believe that there is a moon though. You have to go deeper than this.
Can’t go too deep or you fall out of the underside.
you believe there’s a top-side? are you trying to cover up the truth?!
You think that’s air your breathing?
The moon is flat, the earth is hollow, and Jesus was a dinosaur
The moon is just a prison where the deep state are keeping dino jesus so we don’t discover that she’s an alien
I’m well experienced with deep moon conspiracy and bird law.
Like, why are they hiding that it’s made of cheese?
How can you be experienced in bird law when birds aren’t real?
– Jaden Smith, Esq.
if birds aren’t real, explain sweet dee, and fight milk!
huh? yeah
I live in one of the most heavily propagandized countries on the planet. I’m not even gonna pretend I have any clue what really happened…
How to say you’re an American without saying you’re an American.
Most conspiracy theorists aren’t married to their pet conspiracies so much as the idea of conspiracies. If you one-up them, they’ll probably hear you out and then tell someone else about it later.
