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The highlight of the article is:
“Italian Rainbow Cookies = Luigi’s Cookies
Because in this house? Luigi is a hero. And, as respectfully as possible, a sex symbol. By “house” I mean whatever building I’m physically in when I see Italian Rainbow Cookies.”
Idk, “Rudolph = ‘The Twink’” got me pretty good
I’m a pretty big fan of gay as well
Snow isn’t rain, angels aren’t plasma, and “averageheightbread” doesn’t track. On those three I’ll take the side of your Uncle Dimwit. Pretty hard to top “snowperson” though./
