• Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    Is anyone surprised? Just look around.

    “A GIANT ASTEROID IS GOING TO HIT EARTH AND WIPE OUT ALL LIFE!” says newspaper after not looking up the entire time that scientists told them about it.

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    Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer,

    is turning into,

    Late Summer, Spring, Summer, Fire-Season.

    It’s not looking good for the species.

    “Geez why aren’t people having babies?”

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      Why aren’t people having babies?

      Last time I busted a nut, it was all colorful microplastic dust… 🤷‍♂️