• superkret@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what’s bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

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        3 months ago

        Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…

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            3 months ago

            A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird

            B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

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            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?

            Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

            A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a…

            A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird

            Bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?

            Well, everybody’s talking about the bird!

            A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            A-well-a bird…

            Surfin’ bird

            Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb… [retching noises]… aaah!

            Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-

            Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom

            Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

            Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

            Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

            Well don’t you know about the bird?

            Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

            A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

            Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

            [repeat to fade]