Bernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoAccording to Elon Musk’s own math, the company formerly known as Twitter has lost 90% of its value and could be worth just $4 billionfinance.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square246fedilinkarrow-up11.32Karrow-down145
arrow-up11.27Karrow-down1external-linkAccording to Elon Musk’s own math, the company formerly known as Twitter has lost 90% of its value and could be worth just $4 billionfinance.yahoo.comBernie Ecclestoned@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square246fedilink
minus-squarescarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoElon: Fuck you Twitter! Twitter: Fuck yourself, Elon! Elon: Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll just BUY you. Twitter: Ha! No you can’t…. Elon: No? Watch this! Twitter: Gotcha, dipshit. Elon: What? Wait no! Twitter: Ahem… judge? Judge: They got you, dipshit. Elon: (unbans Trump) Nyah-Nyah! Twitter: Ahahahaha (all the way to the bank) Elon: Everyone see this? This is the ADL’s fault!
Elon: Fuck you Twitter!
Twitter: Fuck yourself, Elon!
Elon: Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll just BUY you.
Twitter: Ha! No you can’t….
Elon: No? Watch this!
Twitter: Gotcha, dipshit.
Elon: What? Wait no!
Twitter: Ahem… judge?
Judge: They got you, dipshit.
Elon: (unbans Trump) Nyah-Nyah!
Twitter: Ahahahaha (all the way to the bank)
Elon: Everyone see this? This is the ADL’s fault!