- The bear may maul you, but it won’t corner you and explain statistically why it’s the better choice. - drift and bring them together 
- Username ain’t jivin 
 
- deleted by creator - A pig then wandered into the 3rd option creating a 4th option: Manbearpig 
 
- Where are all these “women choosing bears” memes originating? - Someone went around asking women which they would pick to be stuck in the woods with. Almost all of them picked the bear. This resulted in a bunch of men harassing the woman who wrote it… Fully proving why people keep picking the bear. - I dunno. I haven’t seen many bears using Twitter lately. - This reminds me of a meme that originated on somethingawful.com, you don’t know who you could be talking to online, and its a bear. Man I miss that site. 
 
 
- A women wrote an article about how women are afraid of the possibility of male strangers attacking them, comparing it being stuck in the woods with the bear. - And, as is tradition, instead of actually reading the article a bunch people took it to mean that she would literally rather be attacked by a bear rather than a man. - I’ve seen bunch of women explaining how they’d feel less threatened with a bear. So I don’t think anyone read it, everyone just ran with the premise. 
 
- I think this may be the origin? https://www.tiktok.com/@screenshothq/video/7356208240008498465 - Although this person claims to be the one who started it: https://www.tiktok.com/@callmebkbk/video/7363362723855371566 - Not sure about the article or the tweets but I thought they came later than the tiktoks 
- People still somehow paying attention to Twitter 
- It’s rage bait, that’s why it’s spreading. Do your part, downvote and move on.  
 
- But where’s the Pope in all this? - He’s busy taking a shit. - Is the bear pope Catholic and shitting in the woods? 
 
 
- The third option: “Let them fight.” 
- This all to the bears plan they want human women and now because people are stupid you could lose your women to a bear 






