Weekend at Bernie’s was supposed to be a work of fiction, lady.
Yes but did you know the sequel was based on true events
I try to forget there was a sequel.
Aww I liked them both. What was wrong with the sequel?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Police in Brazil have detained a woman suspected of wheeling a dead man, who she said was her uncle, to a bank to withdraw a four-figure loan.
Footage of the woman’s encounter with the bank has sparked a nationwide discussion in Brazil after going viral on social media.
It appears to show the woman at the counter of a Rio de Janeiro branch of Itau Bank, propping up the head of an elderly man in a wheelchair and trying to get his hand to clasp a pen.
According to police, she was attempting to take out a loan equivalent to $3,000, which had already been approved by the bank but still needed the elderly man’s sign-off.
Rio de Janeiro Civil police chief Fabio Luis Souza said the bank attendants then decided to call an ambulance.
CNN affiliate CNN Brasil reported that the family’s lawyer disputed the account offered by police, saying “the facts did not happen as stated; that the man has arrived at the bank alive; and that the woman is completely shaken and medicated.”
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