• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    7 months ago

    Don’t worry, it all balances out - his family just min-maxed his character into music. Most of his stats were comically low. For example, Mozart was really bad at ordering food from a drive-through or even ordering a takeaway by phone or through an app.

    Other things Mozart was shit at:

    • Using a mobile phone
    • Riding a bike
    • Driving a car
    • Microwaving his own dinner
    • Using a computer
    • Assembling flat-pack furniture
    • Mariokart
    • Wiring a plug
    • Installing Linux
    • Fastening velcro shoes
    • Using self-service at the supermarket
    • Using a toaster
    • Celebrating his 36th birthday

    He couldn’t do a single one of those things. You can probably do at least two of them. So what if he beats you at music?