Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.

I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.

Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)

Fishing

I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe

I picked a bad time to close a porn game.

Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…

Fuck I love Minecraft!

Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

Turning the universe into paperclips

Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

Osha violations (Portal 2)

Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.