please non’t
sorry cant talk
I gotta get home
to jake off
Jake is in danger someone is hoing to off him.
Jake!? JAKE!?
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If I had a dollar bill for every time a boomer called me Jeremiah Johnson back in the '80s, I’d have like a few hundred bucks…
Okay imma jerk off with it.
Doing it now just to be defiant.
Yeah! It’s not like… a sexy piece of fruit!
Why does the pear look so boob like?
poobs
Touch Her Inside Sexually
I’m in my friend’s living room and the urge to go to the bathroom for awhile is intense.
fuck you i’ll do what i want >:c
You see, I knew you were not strong enough. Not strong enough to resist an innocuous picture of some fruit. So I had to protect you.
Okay, I won’t.
You tried.
This Is Not a Bowl of Sexy Fruit
