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Adminsare ideologist@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Funniest sentence wins

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Funniest sentence wins

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Adminsare ideologist@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Oh no the economy!

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      The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

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      The gas prices will probably go up.

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    Houston, you have a problem.

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    “Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

  • BZ 🇨🇦@lemm.ee
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    "NOT THE EARTH!!

    That’s where I keep all my stuff!"

     - the tick
    
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    “Starting to think we’ll never get Half-Life 3…”

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    At least I brought my towel

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    Thanks, Obama.

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    “Well that just happened” - Any Marvel Hero

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    I should have brought my towel…

  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    You don’t say anything you just take your helmet off

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      And breathe in fresh air. It’s a big lie, and you always knew.

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    That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

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      there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth

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    Don’t panic.

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    At least climate change got solved

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      Wouldn’t say solved, but it most certainly has changed.

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    “MY CABBAGE!”

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      He never can get a break, can he?

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    what will

    What would.

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      deleted by creator

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        You’d better

        You’ll better

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