OP encounters the protagonist who just woke up from cryogenic sleep
Another option was to give him a lengthy contract to sign before he gets the burger. The terms and conditions could contain a clause where it says every bite he takes will have to be paid back with interest, either in currency or in burgers. This would require to keep a draft of this on you at all times.
Or you could have said no.
The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside I’m just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people’s food or their burgers. And the thing that scares me the most is that if people found out, my wife would go to jail, 'cause every night… A little boy goes down on her.
I think you should leave
Gimme dat!
“No”
Living to the name I see.
(His name means pissdick.)
His name
Why you assuming pissdick’s gender?
I’ve had interactions with pissdick before.
I mean, he was very polite and said please and even offered a reason why.
I’d probably give him just out of pity thinking he was going through some serious shit or was really high.
I’d probably end up doing the same, then be worried the person is going to poison themselves, find me, and report me for poisoning them with the burger I gave them and possibly end up in prison.
What a chad
Give half a burger?
You eat him
I heard of a challenge where you do things you expect to get rejected. eg ask for the senior discount at a restaurant when you’re clearly not a senior. Maybe the kid from the bus was doing just that, not expecting anon to actually give them his burger.
If they are hungry enough to ask for it, they probably need it more than me. I can get more food if I’m still hungry.