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Supervillain@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

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Supervillain@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the…
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      Genitals can go in them

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