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Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Wise words from Toys R Us

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Wise words from Toys R Us

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Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    It’s like having an exotic pet that tries to emotionally manipulate you

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      Kids are like the least exotic pet out there.

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      Except when you try and take it back… oh uh, ah, uh… I mean “yes”.

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      So like having a dog?

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        The sounds a dog makes is far less grating to the ear than the sounds a child makes.

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          That depends largely on the dog.

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            It has to do with the high-pitched voices for both children and dogs. Small dogs, small humans? High-pitched voices.

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