Ash for grass??? Blinding white??? Also the neighborhood roads are a nightmare.

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    10 months ago

    It’s brand spanking new, and it was completed and listed in winter. Landscaping can’t be done during winter, the grass or hardscaping will come in May/June when it warms up.

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        10 months ago

        The thing could definitely use some contrast or colour though, still a contender.

        The neighbours gravel yard isn’t giving me much hope that they’ll add some colour with the landscaping though.

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    10 months ago

    Yo I heard you like garages, so we added a garage beside your garage and another garage on to that pointed the other way.

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    The staging on the pics is awful, too. It makes the house look even more sterile and empty. The way they jammed that L shaped couch in that little room like it’s a living room is bizarre. Also the kitchen looks just terrible without an island counter in the middle.

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    Every room looks cold and echo-y. Not a single carpet anywhere, and it’s all a hideous monochrome. That photo with the TV in it looks like the world’s most miserable media room.

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      10 months ago

      It’s staged for sale. You want it to be monochrome. The color is added when the people eventually living there bring in their decorations, pictures, plants, etc.

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    Spectacularly awful use of the lot space. That layout is really shit. Like a house that had been added onto over a couple ownership changes, but every owner tried to do things the cheapest possible way. Or started it, then had to have an actual tradesman come in and fix/finish their fuckups.

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      10 months ago

      It’s an insult to even try to cram another house into that lot. The other houses look extremely close together for their size - pure money grab by the developers. They should have just expanded all the other lots by 10 feet and given the houses a little bit of a yard.

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    Is this one of those pie-slice things? Bunch of narrow plots with a shared middle region? No - the road’s right there. What the hell, then.