instead of oj, you get prune juice, the warrior’s drink.

Worfle House Index:

Since this restaurant always remains open, it has given rise to an informal but useful metric to determine the severity of a Dominion Attack and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.

“It is a Good Place To Dine!”

Today is a good day to Fry.

Now I’m picturing a comedy spinoff set at a 24th century Waffle House run by Klingons. Do not bring dishonor to the House of Waffles!

Sir, I protest! I am not a line cook!

The brawls here are fuckin legendary.

Honorable combat and waffles for every hour of the day, however long those are on earth.

Gagk morning to you, and your house!

Damn, I got banned for a week for fake spoiling a show that’s already off-air and I’ve been missing making these stupid comments.

Also I gotta get into late-night diners.

Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.

“When one can pick up a knife, and fork, one inevitably becomes a man.”

A great honor upon thy house