The back of a package of Upton’s chorizo seitan says “vegan & plant-based”. I’ve talked with a couple people about this before: plant-based isn’t inherently vegan, but there are only a very select few implausible ways to get food that’s (varying degrees of debatably) vegan and not plant-based. We’re talking, like, accidental roadkill, a hamburger you found in the trash, an animal killed in a dire survival situation… (Edit: Okay, I guess pure salt as a meal also applies.)
So Upton’s, I’m really glad you reassured me that it’s both.


Well what are oreos made of, if not plants? Do you think they just appear out of the air?
Obviously oreos are hyper processed and no longer bear much resemblance to plants, but ultimately they are made of plant stuff.