Canada, getting ready to invade, has amassed 90% of its population along its border with the United States. The longest unprotected border in the world.
They have a threatening lead on zamboni technology!
-Candian Bacon movie
“surrender pronto, or we bomb Toronto”
Europe, Canada, and Latin America against US.
US, Russia and Israel. Rest of the world will also (have to) take sides. Only China will stay neutral until it turns the tides at some point being the big winner of it all (similar to the US in WWII).
At least there’s only 2/3rds of a white house to burn down this time.
I hope we don’t burn it down, it’s such a pretty building. It’s already been damaged enough by the megalomaniac.
I’d be OK if we just turned it into a Spirit Halloween for a season or something.
Eh, it’s really not that cool and ultimately is just a weeb’s (roman style) idea of what a parliament building should look like. A rip-off of a rip-off. That’s not even me being bitter about recent events, I remember not even knowing enough to hate the US and visiting DC in highschool and I just could not care less.
burn it to the ground and start fresh with a better system
Dinner first, though.
We probably should burn it down with how awful he’s made the interior look with all that Temu gold plating and crap.
Burn it down so they can start fresh. You’re never gonna get the Trump stank out of there.
I wouldn’t put it past them to decide fuses are “woke” or some shit and it burns down on its own.
The SS won’t let OSHA inspect the job site and it burns down when a contractor leaves a kerosene heater pointed at a barrel of acetone.
I mean, that was before the east wing was built the first time.
I’m gonna give Canada a free pass on any war crimes they commit this time
New war crimes are added every time Canada is tested so yeah we will be fine about those old ones.
Canadians dusting off the old checklist.
That checklist is due for an update.
I’m working on mine. It oddly has more nipple torture than our previous list.
Nipple Torture with beavers?
Canada Geese
Geneva Suggestions.
Remember, it’s not a war crime the first time!
“Geneva Conventions” really can interpreted two ways.
War crimes aren’t cool, it doesn’t matter how mad we all are.
It’s awful that this is so upvoted.
It’s OK.
The regime doesn’t recognize international laws.
So, we play Calvin ball.
It’s very explicit that you don’t have to agree with the rules of war, nor do your opponents, for them to exist and apply. You think the people currently jailed in the Hague were fighting in otherwise-clean wars?
If you rape an American, you’re just a rapist.
No rape.
But creatively ending lives of Nazi invaders.
If I kill an American I’m a murderer.
If I kill a Nazi, no I didn’t.
but the us doesn’t recognise the icc.
Oh boy, here I go war criming again.
We are quite good at them. We’re historically unstoppable when we get let loose against fascists and will do anything we can think of to be as mean as possible.
Oh my God, could this be any worse?
The Americans could stop this at any moment if they choose to.
All the troops will refuse illegal order, duh!
^is this needed? /s^
Hey, I’ve seen this one!
Oh yeah, let me try…hold on…nope, can’t.
Yes.
But also, headline is misleading.
i can’t find this one on my bingo card
anyone else have it
Canada is a member of nato
So if a nato country is attacked…
Oof. Imagine Article 4’ing yourself.
tRump wanted out of nato, imagine taking the stupidity route out…
That’s the only route Trump knows.
Fair point
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Dude… Greenland has been in NATO since the beginning.
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That’s just… factually wrong. Greenland is an autonomous part of The Kingdom of Denmark, and has therefore been a member of NATO since it’s founding in 1949.
If we’re talking 2026 bingo, I updated my card and this was on it
I think this is the speech in which he stated his support for NATO and Greenland.
As a general rule if you see a headline from the Express you can assume it to be at best tangentially connected to reality.
This is the same “we stand with both” type of speech, just with an exaggerated tabloid interpretation.
It would be terribly funny if now China and Russia step in to defend as well
It’s probably in their best interest to get the US to waste as much resources as possible there.
Suspicious old me, I have to wonder, did Prime Minister Mark Carney know a head of time that if he sent any Military personnel to Greenland, Trump would impose another 25 percent tariff on Canada, like Trump is threatened to do with the four other countries that did? Canada did not send any soldiers to Greenland as a sign of solidarity, as I thought he would have. I wonder why?
did Prime Minister Mark Carney know a head of time that if he sent any Military personnel to Greenland, Trump would impose another 25 percent tariff on Canada,
I don’t think Trump’s tariffs on his country’s imports are as effective a threat as Trump thinks they are.
Is it a threat to another country if you move your military further away from your border with them?
It’s the US, they sent a guy home because he had a silly picture of JD Vance on his phone.
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We’re surrounded on all sides.
