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Germany’s pulling the ole towel trick again

This thing hurt in my RAM

You can see how this is AI because they clearly removed all those Spanish retirees that would have their towel and beach umbrella planted there way before those dirty “guiris” came back from drinking at nearly 12.00.

“This time they’re holiday camps!”

“Where Germans lay their towels, no one else is allowed to go!”

Why is the towel shaped like that?

Them’s the Mallorca rules!
BTW Habeck has really bulked up.
Looks like a Piefke Beefcake. 😂