@PugJesus
Alt4You: Greenland split between Spain and Portugal following the world partition ruled by the Pope on sixteenth century.

Explanation: When the Americas were first discovered, the Pope split the newly-exploitable world between Spain and Portugal

This didn’t last, and wouldn’t have applied to Greenland (which was already known) anyway, but it’s a stronger claim than whatever the fuck the current US administration is going on about.

The Treaty of Tordesillas is the the True and Only Path to Everlasting World Peace.

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@PugJesus

I am fortunate that I learned this bit of history recently. To be able to appreciate the humor.