Apparently the US Department of DefenseWar thinks that they can order non-US citizens not resident in the USA to cease and desist from mailing things.
Uh…
Hilarity of the items involved aside, the gall of the US military postal service to give orders to civilians not under their command and not even of their nation is shocking.
Willing to bet over half of those orders are gag gifts
That’s a bad idea; Using a buttplug as a gag could leave you with a bad taste in the mouth.
Hey, don’t kink shame, some people like it like that.
Not me, but some people…
Also a mild choking hazard.
You sound like someone who has never tried butt stuff.
Or it will turn out the butt plugs make a great field expedient for some piece of equipment that can’t easily be gotten by the soldiers in the field.
You mean like a tripod. It helps for steady aiming.
Something something amazon workers peeing in cups