Now you do.

Nobody owns a cat.

You are owned.

Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.

Nobody owns a cat, this one may decide to select you as its caretaker though. If you make the cut, I wish you many happy years in its service.

You do now.

This photo says otherwise

On mother earth, cat owns you!

Aww the cute wittle human’s been adopted!

I’m not going to warn you again. Get out, or I’ll call the guards!

The “I don’t own a cat” meme is so hot right now!

I remember us getting a call from a neighbor telling us that our cat was inside his house and to please come and get her.

So I did, she had apparently got in via a ground level window in their basement.

This only happened once when she was very young.