The best part of this was how none of the “three Mexican countries” were Mexico.
Last time I checked Argentina was wold cup champion and Brazil got humiliated by Germany 7:1. So it’s Soccer Mexico and Samba Mexico.
Poor brazil. They have gone up against germany since then, and definitely cleared away the poor results from that one match.
Oh come on, give them a break. Brazil still has the most world cup wins under their belt, Argentina doesn’t even make the top 3
Germany didn’t give them a break at 6:0 and neither will I.
for anyone wondering if this actually happened, it did. (in 2019)
I was just thinking posters should include the dates for the Trump posts.
Meat Mexico’s gonna be pissed when they find out their arch-rivals got Soccer Mexico
Soccer Mexico’s endless meat buffets would also like a word
I love a rodizio
“Archipelago” is kind of a big word for their typical viewer, huh?
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Arch-i-pelago.
Isn’t that the doorway into Mar-a-lago?
Yes, the area you get pegged by an Archie lookalike.
Get them to pronounce it.
This is still far too generous - it assumes that they:
- Know where the Falklands are (and they they are British)
- Know where Brazil is
- Know where actual Mexico is
- Can spell “archipelago”
- Wouldn’t call Chile “helicopter Mexico”
Malvinas son de Argentina!
Just because Argentina landed there 500 years ago doesn’t mean it’s theirs
Wait until they hear about the mexistans.
I’d go with Tex-Mexico myself
Can anyone pick out what Ecuador is in this map? The compression is keeping me from deciphering it. The rest are pretty funny.
I think it’s MS13…
Looks like “72$83 Mexico”
I would go with “Turtle Mexico” cause of the Galapagos. I know they’re not turtles, but I think that adds to the effect.
Is that battle plan leaking secretary of WAR Peter Hegsheeth? Hoo rah?
…is Uruguay marked “worst Mexico” or “West Mexico”?
I kinda doubt that EITHER is true, given that it’s located to the East of Argentina and probably is MUCH better than those Paraguayan bastards!
West Mexico which is funny because it’s like the second most eastern Mexico here
Maybe they are the worst at being Mexico
Could be!
Taco Bell Mexico is the US, me thinks, but otherwise WHAT






