So Trump, as President is immune to criminal prosecution, but no one else.

Donald Trump loves to pardon anyone who has paid him extraordinary amounts of money. Or if it riles up his enemies. Other than that, you are out of luck.

That mans head is 2.5 feet tall

I’m gonna buy a brown briefcase and slap an “ATTY” sticker on it.

Trump: How many drug lords can we keep simultaneously?
Drug Lord Minister: Only one, sir!
Trump: Release whoever is taking up that place. We need it free for the new drug lord!
Drug Lord Minister: Yes, sir!